Tropical island setting, complete with palm trees, hibiscus, and mixed drinks! Great design for planning a retirement party. T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, bumper stickers, tote bags and more. I'm Retired!
Whatever... I'm retired. Great gift for the retiree who knows that schedules and time tables don't matter any more. After retirement, your time is your own. Do what you want! You've earned it!
Retired rests under a beach umbrella, soaking up rays from the smiling sun wearing sunglasses and sipping on a cool summer mixed drink. Fun flip flops, and a beach pail are ready for play in the sand!
You're finally done. You're so done. You're retired! Original humorous design, perfect for an office retirement party gift. For a friend, co-worker or even the boss!
Are you a night owl? Do you love working the night shift or know someone who does? Express your passion for the early hours with this cute owl against a star filled night sky design.
It's taxing being an Accountant. Preparing income tax returns, balancing the books, dealing with the IRS, 1040 and other forms, schedules, pubs, changes in tax laws, and worst of all, clients!
Aged crumbling ruins font with old parchment paper design. Great for an Archaeology student, professor, or anyone who digs archaeology and hunting for relics of antiquity.
Hot archaeologist - dig me! For the hot and sexy archaeology students, professors, or weekend relic hunters.
What's your sign? The astrologer knows! Sun, moon, and stars with a shooting star. Rainbow chakra colors swoop through the design. Perfect for the fortune teller and charter of horoscopes.
Hot Astrologer with a celestial body! Charting the stars of the zodiac, with your birth sign planted squarely in the house of sexy while you do it!
I'm an astronaut, and I'm happy to see you. The rocket may not be pocket-sized, but the innuendo is the same. Countdown for blastoff! Remember to wear your space helmet.
Red bricks and mortar stacked and formed to make the word Bricklayer. Great for a contractor, craftsman, construction worker or mason who works with stone to create sturdy structures or works of art.
Barber's pole and comb make two of the letters in Barber. Cut hair and look good in the shop! Not a stylist, not a beautician, but a good old-fashioned barber!
Bartender, not a therapist. Mixed drink, beer, cocktail and wine images say he or she serves drinks. Providing therapy is not part of the tab. A fun and humorous gift for your favorite bartender.
Stunt driver turned school bus driver? It's not every driver who can get a school bus up on two wheels! Their precious cargo is still safe, just having more fun on the way to and from classes!
I'm a butcher! Ask me about my meat. Butchers are proud of their meat, and they like to discuss it at length. Or by the pound. Why? It's a cut above the rest!
Pulsing font over a red heart design similar to an EKG makes a great gift for your favorite cardiologist!
Bold red Chef text with a chef hat atop the H. Perfect for the culinary artist, cook, baker, gourmet, or anyone who feels most at home in the kitchen.
Chefs always have something cooking! If the kitchen is your castle and you bake for fun or for your family, a chef is always up to something good! Fun t-shirts and gifts for the gourmet in your life!
Gecko lizard silhouette with a chef's hat, spatula, and iron skillet. Whether flipping burgers on the BBQ grill, or cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner, this cook does his best work in the kitchen.
Chemistry is like cooking - just don't lick the spoon! Funny t-shirt or gift for your favorite chemist, cook, or both! If you're a gourmet in the lab or a scientist in the kitchen, this is for you!
I don't care what you want, I work for customer service! Call center employees and people whose jobs mean hours of phone time, let callers know how you really feel! The customer isn't always right.
Hot Customer Service Rep - Smooth Operator. You spend all day answering the phone in a sexy, breathy voice. Callers feel compelled to give you their credit card number. And you're very, very helpful.
Fast food workers don't just flip burgers, they're Drive Through Artists! Wear your occupation with pride on a t-shirt.
Hot Doctor - physical by appointment. If you know an MD hottie, a physician who's bitchin', a medical marvel, desirable doctor, or sexy surgeon, this is the design for them! Or you, as the case may be
How about some funny, medical humor such as: "As a doctor, I find this humerus." A physician or medic in any field of medicine can relate to this humorous saying. A great gift for the office staff!
For the doctor who knows how to rock! A skull and crossbones with red hospital crosses for eyes, a heavy metal stethoscope, and a medical reflector. Wreathed in flames, you're ready to rock the ER.
Typos, grammar errors, and misspelled words are no match for an Editor. They wave their magic pencil while saying a few choice words, and poof, no more mistakes! Editors rock!
Electrician, unplugged. The best way to be an electrician, really. Anything else is too shocking! For the electrician who is well grounded and conducts himself/herself accordingly.
Living the adventure, saving lives. EMT symbol with caduceus. Emergency Medical Technician design depicting the noble profession of caring for people in need of emergency medical care. True heroes!
Gecko EMT has a gecko with a stethoscope, bag with a medic's cross, and an emergency medical technician's symbol with a caduceus behind him.
Kokopelli silhouette over the Emergency Medical Technician symbol. A caduceus curves around the flute. Perfect design for southwest medical services or gifts for any healthcare office staff!
Fireman's axes and helmet over the firefighter badge and symbol. A design for the brave heroes who risk their lives fighting fires and rescuing people in danger. Honor our bravest!
Kokopelli Fire Fighter with a fireman's ax over the firefighter badge symbol. A southwestern design for the brave heroes who risk their lives fighting fires and rescuing people in danger.
Hair cutting scissors a this Hair Stylist t-shirt makes a perfect gift for your favorite hairdresser. Great for any occasion.
Hairstylists bring out the beauty in everyone! Funny t-shirt or gift for your favorite hairdresser or stylist to wear in the salon! Hairstylists can make anybody beautiful! Their hair, at least.
A man and his riding mower on a crusade to cut the grass of the suburbs, the front yard, the back yard, a green lawn, fueled by gasoline and beer. Shirts for a landscaper, gardener, or grounds crew.
Lawyers are often compared to sharks. Focused, driven, single-minded, and they really sink their teeth in. Is that bad? Only if it's your blood in the legal waters!
Lawyers never lose their appeal! Funny t-shirt or gift for your favorite lawyer who has a sense of humor and a lot of appeal! Great for casual day in court or in the law office.
Hot lawyer - check my briefs. Perfect for that sexy attorney at law with legal briefs, or the attractive law student who wants to celebrate passing the bar exam.
Are you a hot librarian or (want to) know one? Here's a special edition design for the literary hottie! Smart is sexy, reading is sexy. Combine the two and you've a whole new level of hotness!
A little gecko lizard has a stethoscope and a doctor's bag. This cute little MD looks cool on a t-shirt, and will make a perfect gift for your favorite physician.
METEOROLOGIST with letters replaced with hurricanes, the sun, and a thermometer. A lightning storm rages over the M. Perfect for a weatherman, weathergirl, or your favorite weather forecaster.
Nail technicians add polish to life! Working in a salon, making hands and finger nails look their best, nail technicians help people feel better. Great shirt or gift for the nail technician you know!
Nurse script on a red heart. A white nurse's cap sits atop the heart. Represents healing, nurturing & dedication of this medical profession. For RN, LPN, or any kind of nurse in hospital or home care.
This funny, hot, humorous bedside manner design rocks on a t-shirt. Perfect for a sexy nurse, RN, LPN or nurse's aide who's also a hottie!
Do you investigate hauntings, and hunt for ghosts? Display your passion for paranormal research with this spooky paranormal investigator design.
A ghost woman's face appears in the lens of a device measuring spirit activity. Whether it's an EVP, a full body apparition, poltergeist, or a haunting, the Paranormal Investigator will figure it out!
Hot physical therapist - it's good to be flexible! Increasing your range of motion has all sorts of benefits. Sexy physical therapist design for the person who helps put a spring back in your step.
Postal workers never lose their zip! Mail carrier, postman, mailman, mail woman... whatever you are, you keep on going for all of us! You really deliver. Great t-shirt or gift for any postal worker.
It's OK, I'm a scientist. Large retro robot head with red bow tie and atomic energy circling it. Science is where the true power is, and if you're a researcher or a lab worker this design is for you!
School bus drivers make special deliveries! Children are the precious cargo carried to and from school every day by school bus drivers. Let them know that they are as special as the lives they carry!
Self-Employed: CEO, customer service, janitor, exhausted! It's great not having an employer, but it's your job to do all the fun stuff. Be your own boss, employees, and everything in between!
'It ain't rocket surgery!' Science and brain medicine combined in your job as a certified rocket surgeon.
Tax Man. Bend over! And let me do my work. Work for the IRS? From tax examiner to revenue agent to auditor, if you wear this people may or may not screw with you.
Retro 60s and 70s peace love theme with today's style. Perfect for the devoted teacher or anyone who wants to spread the message, teach peace and love. Makes a fun t-shirt, or gift.
This bold design gives tribute to devoted educators who venture into the rewarding world of teaching. Teachers are true adventurers, on a quest to share knowledge!
Hot therapist - tell me your secrets. Wear a cool t-shirt that tells the world you're a hot therapist. This humorous design is available on gift items too!
Candy wrapper style for the trucker who loves semis, chocolate and is not so sweet!
Tribute to all the veterinarians and vet techs who love and care for sick and injured animals. A t-shirt for your favorite vet makes a great gift!
Retro styled waitress in a pink diner uniform, who is also an actress. She serves food by day, and follows her dreams by night, hoping for a big break. 'Actress' is the shadow of the word 'Waitress'.
Hot Waitress - I get it to go! Get more than an order up for the sexy female restaurant server in your life and give her a nice, big... tip.
Elegant scrollwork font over faded red hearts and golden ribbons embellishment. Show the world your passion and love for planning weddings, working with brides and grooms, and even their mothers!
Letters made of bone and a human skull x-ray. Great gift for the X-Ray Technician in your life! Even if it's you.
Zombie pilots don't want your brains, they want your planes! Plaaanes! OK, maybe your brains, too. If you're an airline pilot, a zombie, like horror movies, or fly for fun, this is for you!
Zombie plumbers want your drains! Brains, too. So make sure you pay your bill! An angry zombie who knows how to use tools should be a friend. Zombies need to make a living. Even though they're undead.
Teamwork. Four figures of red, blue, yellow, and green stand together on a silver globe. Together they are the world. Together they can change the world!
